1 00:00:10,575 --> 00:00:12,676 2 ROACH: The killer left the tip of a penis 2 00:00:12,776 --> 00:00:14,036 in our tip off box last night. 3 00:00:14,136 --> 00:00:15,917 I want some more information on this Donna Kebab. 4 00:00:16,017 --> 00:00:17,878 Kaye Blanchett. 5 00:00:17,978 --> 00:00:19,559 You're familiar with my oeuvre. 6 00:00:19,659 --> 00:00:22,640 The Kill All Men Killer! 7 00:00:22,740 --> 00:00:25,482 I have the most brilliant idea for a dating sketch. 8 00:00:25,582 --> 00:00:26,482 MAN: You suck! 9 00:00:26,582 --> 00:00:27,483 BARBARA: Hello! 10 00:00:27,583 --> 00:00:29,524 I am the kitchen gardener. 11 00:00:29,624 --> 00:00:31,525 Kaye can't be the killer and a pick-me. 12 00:00:31,625 --> 00:00:33,125 She's just a pick-me. 13 00:00:33,225 --> 00:00:34,526 SHEPHERD: It's Barbara, right? 14 00:00:34,626 --> 00:00:35,927 How's Maya? 15 00:00:36,027 --> 00:00:38,248 ROACH: Alright, get up. We're making an arrest. 16 00:00:38,348 --> 00:00:40,489 -Oh, boy. -Shit. 17 00:00:40,589 --> 00:00:41,929 (RESOLUTE MUSIC) 18 00:00:42,029 --> 00:00:44,211 Good afternoon, staff and students. 19 00:00:44,311 --> 00:00:46,692 I'm absolutely thrilled to announce 20 00:00:46,792 --> 00:00:48,733 that as of yesterday evening, 21 00:00:48,833 --> 00:00:50,734 police have detained a person of interest 22 00:00:50,834 --> 00:00:53,575 in regards to the tragic campus murders. 23 00:00:53,675 --> 00:00:56,656 We are very confident this will lead to an arrest. 24 00:00:56,756 --> 00:01:00,378 So I'd love if we could put all this behind us 25 00:01:00,478 --> 00:01:03,300 and focus on the upcoming Federation Games. 26 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:05,020 Has the body of the third victim been found? 27 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,302 Don't say 'body'. He's still alive. 28 00:01:07,402 --> 00:01:09,342 You can survive without a dick. 29 00:01:09,442 --> 00:01:11,443 (PHONES CHIME) 30 00:01:13,925 --> 00:01:15,705 Why are they detaining an innocent woman? 31 00:01:15,805 --> 00:01:17,806 How do you know she's innocent? 32 00:01:19,807 --> 00:01:21,388 How do you know she's guilty? 33 00:01:21,488 --> 00:01:23,629 Oh, what, are you saying a woman's not capable of murder? 34 00:01:23,729 --> 00:01:26,150 No. I could happily kill you right now. 35 00:01:26,250 --> 00:01:27,551 Bring it on. 36 00:01:27,651 --> 00:01:29,872 Hey. What? 37 00:01:29,972 --> 00:01:31,633 Hey, where are you going? 38 00:01:31,733 --> 00:01:35,075 A man is still missing. We need to keep protesting! 39 00:01:35,175 --> 00:01:37,356 Hey, a woman has been falsely imprisoned! 40 00:01:37,456 --> 00:01:39,497 BOTH: Have some respect for the cause! 41 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:51,042 (SINGER ULULATES) 42 00:01:51,142 --> 00:01:55,024 ROACH: We have 29 anonymous tips pointing to you, Donna. 43 00:01:57,025 --> 00:01:59,206 So why don't you start by telling us 44 00:01:59,306 --> 00:02:01,747 where you were the nights of the murders? 45 00:02:08,951 --> 00:02:10,371 We wanna get you out of here, Donna. 46 00:02:10,471 --> 00:02:12,472 Just tell us where you were. 47 00:02:14,273 --> 00:02:16,854 This isn't helping your case at all. 48 00:02:16,954 --> 00:02:20,116 Maybe you should reconsider legal counsel. 49 00:02:26,559 --> 00:02:29,140 OK, why don't we take a break, yeah? 50 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:30,981 Can we get you anything? 51 00:02:31,081 --> 00:02:33,102 Some water? A tea? 52 00:02:33,202 --> 00:02:35,203 Kebab? 53 00:02:40,125 --> 00:02:42,266 MAN ON VIDEO: But you think it's acceptable to be promoting 54 00:02:42,366 --> 00:02:43,587 the work of an accused murderer? 55 00:02:43,687 --> 00:02:44,828 PHOENIX ON VIDEO: No, no. Thank you for... 56 00:02:44,928 --> 00:02:46,148 ..for bringing that up. Um... 57 00:02:46,248 --> 00:02:47,349 -ELISE: Look at this. -I don't know. 58 00:02:47,449 --> 00:02:49,230 I think that... Yes. 59 00:02:49,330 --> 00:02:50,871 The killer may be in custody, 60 00:02:50,971 --> 00:02:55,393 but her work will echo throughout history forever. 61 00:02:55,493 --> 00:02:59,555 The...the annals of art history will never forget her. 62 00:02:59,655 --> 00:03:03,477 It remains bold, primal, vaginal. 63 00:03:03,577 --> 00:03:04,757 -(SCOFFS) -If you'd like to go further 64 00:03:04,857 --> 00:03:05,878 into the very subject, 65 00:03:05,978 --> 00:03:07,078 I've penned an article 66 00:03:07,178 --> 00:03:08,479 and you can go to my website. 67 00:03:08,579 --> 00:03:09,759 You do realise he's taking credit 68 00:03:09,859 --> 00:03:11,280 for art he didn't make, 69 00:03:11,380 --> 00:03:13,241 that wasn't even intended as art? 70 00:03:13,341 --> 00:03:15,162 Do you have a Google alert for him? 71 00:03:15,262 --> 00:03:17,703 Do...you feel bad for Donna? 72 00:03:18,904 --> 00:03:21,325 Well, why should I? She's the murderer, apparently. 73 00:03:21,425 --> 00:03:22,566 Is she? 74 00:03:22,666 --> 00:03:23,966 -She didn't vandalise the sta... -(DOOR OPENS) 75 00:03:24,066 --> 00:03:25,367 BARBARA: Shh! 76 00:03:25,467 --> 00:03:26,527 (MUTTERS) ..statue. 77 00:03:26,627 --> 00:03:28,929 -Hey, Nicole! -Where's my eye shadow? 78 00:03:29,029 --> 00:03:31,450 Oh, um, sorry, it's just... I was just having a look at it. 79 00:03:31,550 --> 00:03:34,331 Are you going on a date? 80 00:03:34,431 --> 00:03:37,092 -No, I'm going to the party. -What party? 81 00:03:37,192 --> 00:03:39,674 Cops and Tarts at Stephen's College. Everyone's going. 82 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:42,755 You still owe me a toaster. 83 00:03:44,356 --> 00:03:45,697 -No-one messaged me. -(DOOR CLOSES) 84 00:03:45,797 --> 00:03:47,417 Oh, doesn't mean you can't go. 85 00:03:47,517 --> 00:03:48,858 Nicole said everyone's invited. 86 00:03:48,958 --> 00:03:50,959 (SIGHS) 87 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:52,660 Let's go! 88 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:54,541 We can dress up as detectives. 89 00:03:54,641 --> 00:03:57,262 Cool suits, sunglasses, cigarettes. 90 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:59,183 -Magnifying glasses... -We're the tarts, Elise. 91 00:03:59,283 --> 00:04:02,344 We're always the tarts. The boys are the cops. 92 00:04:02,444 --> 00:04:04,105 OK, I guess I could make that work, 93 00:04:04,205 --> 00:04:06,786 but there's only one problem. 94 00:04:06,886 --> 00:04:07,947 Me. 95 00:04:08,047 --> 00:04:09,948 I'm famously awful at parties. 96 00:04:10,048 --> 00:04:11,229 If I were to be part of 97 00:04:11,329 --> 00:04:13,029 Operation Make Barbara Cool Again, 98 00:04:13,129 --> 00:04:15,130 you'd have to give me a complete... 99 00:04:16,251 --> 00:04:17,792 Give you a complete what, Elise? 100 00:04:17,892 --> 00:04:18,792 Barbara, 101 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:19,993 you need to turn me into 102 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,273 someone horrifically different. 103 00:04:21,373 --> 00:04:23,034 I need to be your perfect wingwoman. 104 00:04:23,134 --> 00:04:25,355 Then I can help you get your brand back on track 105 00:04:25,455 --> 00:04:27,456 and reconnect with your real friends. 106 00:04:28,177 --> 00:04:29,677 So, OK? 107 00:04:29,777 --> 00:04:30,958 (GASPS) 108 00:04:31,058 --> 00:04:33,719 (SINGSONGS) What time is it? 109 00:04:33,819 --> 00:04:37,061 If you want me to say 'makeover time', I'm not going to. 110 00:04:38,982 --> 00:04:40,282 ('IMPOSSIBLE' BY NINA LAS VEGAS) 111 00:04:40,382 --> 00:04:42,383 Ooh. 112 00:04:45,065 --> 00:04:46,325 -(ELISE GRUNTS) -You OK? 113 00:04:46,425 --> 00:04:48,426 ELISE: Yeah. I'm OK. 114 00:04:50,067 --> 00:04:52,648 BOY: Right here, ladies. Smile. 115 00:04:52,748 --> 00:04:53,929 (CAMERA CLICKS) 116 00:04:54,029 --> 00:04:56,590 (SONG CONTINUES) 117 00:04:59,471 --> 00:05:01,472 Camel! 118 00:05:02,673 --> 00:05:06,815 Did anyone order two absolute party animals? 119 00:05:06,915 --> 00:05:08,456 Whoo! 120 00:05:08,556 --> 00:05:10,557 (AWKWARD LAUGHTER) 121 00:05:12,878 --> 00:05:15,399 (BLOWS HORN) 122 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:20,922 (IMPERIOUS MUSIC PLAYS) 123 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,543 Welcome to the arrest piss-up. 124 00:05:24,643 --> 00:05:27,105 Another dangerous woman off the streets. 125 00:05:27,205 --> 00:05:30,506 On behalf of the Stephen's College boys, 126 00:05:30,606 --> 00:05:34,468 let's...fucking...party! 127 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:36,549 (ALL CHEER) 128 00:05:36,649 --> 00:05:38,810 (DANCE MUSIC) 129 00:05:39,891 --> 00:05:42,232 We've got six hours and then we're gonna have to release her. 130 00:05:42,332 --> 00:05:44,273 -This is killing me. -She's a law student, Roach. 131 00:05:44,373 --> 00:05:46,374 She knows we don't have enough. 132 00:05:47,214 --> 00:05:49,995 Look, I get that the VC wants an arrest, OK? 133 00:05:50,095 --> 00:05:51,396 But this just seems... 134 00:05:51,496 --> 00:05:54,357 Yeah, well, if she has nothing to hide, why not talk? 135 00:05:54,457 --> 00:05:55,758 But... 136 00:05:55,858 --> 00:05:57,759 OK, the tech guys searched her phone. 137 00:05:57,859 --> 00:05:59,000 It's been completely wiped. 138 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:02,081 So we now have reasonable suspicion 139 00:06:02,181 --> 00:06:03,722 that evidence has been destroyed. 140 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:05,083 Search her room. 141 00:06:05,183 --> 00:06:07,043 Just don't, Shep. 142 00:06:07,143 --> 00:06:10,785 (DANCE MUSIC) 143 00:06:15,427 --> 00:06:16,568 Ah! 144 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:18,489 Nose ring! 145 00:06:18,589 --> 00:06:19,729 Blaide! 146 00:06:19,829 --> 00:06:20,930 I thought you'd be protesting. 147 00:06:21,030 --> 00:06:23,171 Nah, I wanted a shower and a drink. 148 00:06:23,271 --> 00:06:25,012 And besides, they'll release her. 149 00:06:25,112 --> 00:06:27,013 They'll have to. It's only a matter of time. 150 00:06:27,113 --> 00:06:29,114 But how can you be so sure? 151 00:06:29,754 --> 00:06:30,695 Mmm. 152 00:06:30,795 --> 00:06:33,536 Ask Caroline, Donna's roommate. 153 00:06:33,636 --> 00:06:34,977 She here tonight? 154 00:06:35,077 --> 00:06:37,558 Are we flirting or chatting? 155 00:06:38,718 --> 00:06:39,619 Just chatting. 156 00:06:39,719 --> 00:06:41,720 Oh. 157 00:06:44,161 --> 00:06:45,582 -Barbara. -BARBARA: Hmm? 158 00:06:45,682 --> 00:06:48,263 Donna's roommate, Caroline, is here. We have to talk to her. 159 00:06:48,363 --> 00:06:50,064 Elise, is that why you wanted to come? 160 00:06:50,164 --> 00:06:51,464 Can we just...just leave it? 161 00:06:51,564 --> 00:06:53,706 No, no, no, no, no. I came to party! 162 00:06:53,806 --> 00:06:57,547 But if Donna is innocent, the police will be after us again 163 00:06:57,647 --> 00:06:59,428 and it means there's still a killer on the loose, 164 00:06:59,528 --> 00:07:01,509 which means everyone on campus is in danger. 165 00:07:01,609 --> 00:07:03,610 -(SPRAYING) -Ohh! 166 00:07:05,651 --> 00:07:07,072 How did you... 167 00:07:07,172 --> 00:07:08,833 Bagpiper's fingers. 168 00:07:08,933 --> 00:07:10,934 Nimble. 169 00:07:12,214 --> 00:07:13,595 Here. 170 00:07:13,695 --> 00:07:14,956 Oh, no, no. I'm not cold. 171 00:07:15,056 --> 00:07:17,057 (MUTTERS) It means he likes you. Just take it. 172 00:07:18,817 --> 00:07:20,818 -I'm Tommo. -Elise. 173 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:22,879 TOMMO: Wanna dance? 174 00:07:22,979 --> 00:07:24,440 Uh...sure. 175 00:07:24,540 --> 00:07:26,001 Hey, Rory! 176 00:07:26,101 --> 00:07:27,361 Man, good to see you! 177 00:07:27,461 --> 00:07:29,763 -You want a beer? -TOMMO: Yes! 178 00:07:29,863 --> 00:07:31,323 -(CAN POPS OPEN) -TOMMO: Wow! 179 00:07:31,423 --> 00:07:33,424 (GIRL CHUCKLES) 180 00:07:35,785 --> 00:07:37,406 Aren't you in the MRA now? 181 00:07:37,506 --> 00:07:39,047 How are you allowed back in the group? 182 00:07:39,147 --> 00:07:41,168 I brought beer. 183 00:07:41,268 --> 00:07:43,949 Must be nice to be a man. Hmm! 184 00:07:48,391 --> 00:07:50,532 That could have been us, but, uh... 185 00:07:50,632 --> 00:07:52,633 ..you didn't show up. 186 00:07:53,754 --> 00:07:55,655 You never showed up for me. 187 00:07:55,755 --> 00:07:59,297 Scott died and you didn't give a shit. 188 00:07:59,397 --> 00:08:01,538 Why don't you just admit that you used me to be the Doe? 189 00:08:01,638 --> 00:08:04,339 (SCOFFS) Why don't you just admit that you used me 190 00:08:04,439 --> 00:08:06,620 to nurse your fragile male emotions? 191 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,501 -You're heartless. -You're selfish. 192 00:08:08,601 --> 00:08:09,621 You're vain. 193 00:08:09,721 --> 00:08:12,783 You bore the shit out of everyone with MMA. 194 00:08:12,883 --> 00:08:14,884 -Fuck you! -Fuck you! 195 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:24,228 Why couldn't we have done this before? 196 00:08:24,328 --> 00:08:26,109 I always felt like you wanted me around 197 00:08:26,209 --> 00:08:28,210 but you never wanted to let me in. 198 00:08:33,333 --> 00:08:35,334 (GRUNTS) 199 00:08:39,376 --> 00:08:41,376 Elise? 200 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:50,301 I think it's working! 201 00:08:54,663 --> 00:08:57,304 (MUSIC FADES) 202 00:09:00,626 --> 00:09:03,267 (MUSIC STRENGTHENS) 203 00:09:08,509 --> 00:09:10,330 Hey, hey! Where you going? 204 00:09:10,430 --> 00:09:12,431 Oh, I'll be back! Don't go anywhere. 205 00:09:18,634 --> 00:09:20,635 ROACH: We found this in your room. 206 00:09:22,196 --> 00:09:24,637 It's a list of 212 people. 207 00:09:25,637 --> 00:09:27,618 With dates. 208 00:09:27,718 --> 00:09:30,420 Including the names of the two murder victims - 209 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:32,221 Lyle's name crossed out. 210 00:09:32,321 --> 00:09:34,322 Is that because you killed him? 211 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:38,223 We just wanna understand. 212 00:09:38,323 --> 00:09:39,944 Doesn't look good, you know? 213 00:09:40,044 --> 00:09:43,666 Refusing to cooperate, the wiped phone and now this. 214 00:09:43,766 --> 00:09:44,827 It's time to come clean. 215 00:09:44,927 --> 00:09:47,188 They're the people I've had sex with. 216 00:09:47,288 --> 00:09:48,628 OK? 217 00:09:48,728 --> 00:09:51,690 You cracked the case. Congratulations. 218 00:09:53,170 --> 00:09:55,171 212 people? 219 00:09:56,532 --> 00:09:57,713 That's impossible. 220 00:09:57,813 --> 00:09:59,814 Maybe for you. 221 00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:02,315 Why'd you cross out Lyle's name? 222 00:10:02,415 --> 00:10:05,756 Because we only got to third base before he passed out 223 00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:07,157 and then I found out he was a creep, 224 00:10:07,257 --> 00:10:08,318 so I dodged a bullet. 225 00:10:08,418 --> 00:10:10,319 ROACH: You had animosity towards him? 226 00:10:10,419 --> 00:10:13,040 Plenty of women hated Lyle. And Scott, for that matter. 227 00:10:13,140 --> 00:10:14,881 But you had intercourse with both of them. 228 00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:16,321 DONNA: I'm sorry. 229 00:10:16,421 --> 00:10:19,003 Have I been arrested for having sex with dumb guys? 230 00:10:19,103 --> 00:10:22,784 Because if so, you're going to have to arrest a lot of girls. 231 00:10:23,785 --> 00:10:25,806 SHEPHERD: There are six dates on this list 232 00:10:25,906 --> 00:10:27,907 with somebody called 'Jumper'. 233 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:31,489 DONNA: So? 234 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,089 Why is Jumper the only pseudonym? 235 00:10:33,189 --> 00:10:35,991 You've got 200 full names written down there. 236 00:10:38,312 --> 00:10:39,933 SHEPHERD: Well, I can only assume 237 00:10:40,033 --> 00:10:43,995 that this Jumper is somebody you're protecting. 238 00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:47,016 Or maybe shouldn't be with. 239 00:10:47,116 --> 00:10:49,857 According to your diary, you were with Jumper 240 00:10:49,957 --> 00:10:52,659 on the day that the third victim's penis tip turned up. 241 00:10:52,759 --> 00:10:54,760 Is Jumper the third victim? 242 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:57,941 Is Jumper the third victim? 243 00:10:58,041 --> 00:11:00,042 Have you hurt someone, Donna? 244 00:11:02,803 --> 00:11:04,804 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYS INSIDE) 245 00:11:08,326 --> 00:11:12,108 We cannot let fear lead to violence against women. 246 00:11:12,208 --> 00:11:15,269 Oh, hey, there is a war going on 247 00:11:15,369 --> 00:11:16,950 against men 248 00:11:17,050 --> 00:11:18,591 and it's gotta stop. 249 00:11:18,691 --> 00:11:20,072 Can't believe they went to a party 250 00:11:20,172 --> 00:11:23,673 while a woman rots in jail! 251 00:11:23,773 --> 00:11:24,834 (JARED GROANS) 252 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:27,195 You know what'd be funny? 253 00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:30,837 If I went to that party and I... I brought those boys back. 254 00:11:30,937 --> 00:11:32,157 (LAUGHS) 255 00:11:32,257 --> 00:11:34,599 Most intelligent thing you've ever said. 256 00:11:34,699 --> 00:11:36,159 Really? You think so? 257 00:11:36,259 --> 00:11:38,260 I'm gonna come with you. 258 00:11:39,461 --> 00:11:41,462 I'll walk you. 259 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:46,424 -No, I'll walk YOU. -Ow. 260 00:11:49,105 --> 00:11:51,767 -Not if I walk you first. -No, I said I would walk you. 261 00:11:51,867 --> 00:11:54,768 (DANCE MUSIC) 262 00:11:54,868 --> 00:11:59,290 (BOYS CALL OUT) 263 00:11:59,390 --> 00:12:02,452 BOYS: Bucks! Bucks! Bucks! Bucks! Bucks! Bucks! 264 00:12:02,552 --> 00:12:06,214 Bucks! Bucks! Bucks! Bucks! Bucks! Bucks! Bucks! Bucks! 265 00:12:06,314 --> 00:12:07,734 Bucks! Bucks! 266 00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:11,236 -Whoo-hoo! -Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 267 00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:15,298 What the hell is happening? 268 00:12:15,398 --> 00:12:19,420 Midnight! Tradition! Take your pants off, babe! 269 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:20,620 Have you seen Barbara? 270 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,721 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 271 00:12:27,524 --> 00:12:29,645 (MUSIC CONTINUES MORE QUIETLY) 272 00:12:34,327 --> 00:12:37,328 (BOTH CHAT INAUDIBLY) 273 00:12:41,530 --> 00:12:43,531 Wait a second. 274 00:12:44,051 --> 00:12:46,052 Barbara. 275 00:12:47,973 --> 00:12:49,974 We need to talk. 276 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,396 ELISE: Barbara? 277 00:12:53,496 --> 00:12:54,757 (GIRL LAUGHS) 278 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,857 -(DOOR OPENS) -That's me. 279 00:12:57,738 --> 00:12:59,739 (DOOR SHUTS) 280 00:13:01,620 --> 00:13:03,621 ELISE: What the fuck? 281 00:13:11,945 --> 00:13:13,946 Gross! 282 00:13:20,869 --> 00:13:22,970 Oh! (CHUCKLES) Sorry, babe. 283 00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:24,931 You bailed. And she's a 7. 284 00:13:25,031 --> 00:13:27,732 Officer Tommo thinks you're so naughty. 285 00:13:27,832 --> 00:13:29,833 (MURMURS) Barbara... 286 00:13:34,996 --> 00:13:36,536 Come on, pick up. 287 00:13:36,636 --> 00:13:38,937 Pick up! (GROANS) 288 00:13:39,037 --> 00:13:41,138 (GIRL MOANS) Help me. 289 00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:43,099 (PHONE KEYBOARD CLICKS) 290 00:13:43,199 --> 00:13:45,140 What's wrong? 291 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,021 I'm trying to write an email, 292 00:13:47,121 --> 00:13:49,462 but my typing game's off for some reason. 293 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,563 ELISE: Let me see. 294 00:13:54,605 --> 00:13:56,606 OK, um... 295 00:13:57,526 --> 00:13:59,687 OK, I will write. You dictate. 296 00:14:01,328 --> 00:14:04,029 "Dear...police, 297 00:14:04,129 --> 00:14:08,471 "My roommate didn't kill anyone. 298 00:14:08,571 --> 00:14:09,992 "Truth is, 299 00:14:10,092 --> 00:14:13,074 "she's been sleeping with her professor 300 00:14:13,174 --> 00:14:15,515 "and she was with HIM 301 00:14:15,615 --> 00:14:19,517 "both nights of the murders." 302 00:14:19,617 --> 00:14:22,318 "Love, Caroline." 303 00:14:22,418 --> 00:14:23,679 (CAROLINE CHUCKLES) 304 00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:24,919 Wait, you're Caroline? 305 00:14:25,019 --> 00:14:26,320 Mm-hm. 306 00:14:26,420 --> 00:14:28,881 Do you know which professor? 307 00:14:28,981 --> 00:14:32,403 All I know is he wears fugly jumpers. 308 00:14:32,503 --> 00:14:34,484 (MURMURS) Not Phoenix, then. 309 00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:35,964 -Huh? -Uh, sorry. 310 00:14:36,064 --> 00:14:38,886 If Donna has an alibi, why is she protecting this guy? 311 00:14:38,986 --> 00:14:40,727 Oh, she's not protecting him. 312 00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:42,448 She's protecting herself and... 313 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,729 Ugh! 314 00:14:44,829 --> 00:14:46,569 ..her future law career. 315 00:14:46,669 --> 00:14:50,031 This shit always comes back on the woman. 316 00:14:51,352 --> 00:14:52,692 You sent it? 317 00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,793 Oh. 318 00:14:55,113 --> 00:14:57,114 200? 319 00:14:59,075 --> 00:15:00,536 I mean, that can't be true, can it? 320 00:15:00,636 --> 00:15:03,097 You have to get over that. And we have to let her go. 321 00:15:03,197 --> 00:15:05,378 This Jumper guy could be bleeding out 322 00:15:05,478 --> 00:15:06,859 in a sex dungeon as we speak. 323 00:15:06,959 --> 00:15:08,820 Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's not Donna's dungeon. 324 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:10,381 -Well, course you are. -What does that mean? 325 00:15:10,481 --> 00:15:11,981 'Cause you're too involved. 326 00:15:12,081 --> 00:15:13,982 You're losing the big picture again, Shep. 327 00:15:14,082 --> 00:15:16,023 You're being obstructive and difficult. 328 00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:18,465 -I'm losing the big picture? -Yeah! 329 00:15:18,565 --> 00:15:21,826 These murders are not about what's happened this week 330 00:15:21,926 --> 00:15:23,827 or what's happened this semester. 331 00:15:23,927 --> 00:15:26,188 They are the result of 332 00:15:26,288 --> 00:15:30,230 200 years of female rage. 333 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:32,751 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 334 00:15:32,851 --> 00:15:34,592 Each year, 335 00:15:34,692 --> 00:15:38,514 one in six women are harassed on this campus. 336 00:15:38,614 --> 00:15:42,316 One in thirty are assaulted. 337 00:15:42,416 --> 00:15:45,797 Most of them will know their perpetrator. 338 00:15:45,897 --> 00:15:49,599 And they will come to me looking for help 339 00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:52,180 and I can't give them any. 340 00:15:54,261 --> 00:15:59,064 Because misogyny is woven into every element of this place. 341 00:16:00,064 --> 00:16:04,166 And until that changes, until we change that, 342 00:16:04,266 --> 00:16:06,267 people are going to keep dying. 343 00:16:07,828 --> 00:16:09,829 You watch. 344 00:16:10,629 --> 00:16:12,130 And the old Roach 345 00:16:12,230 --> 00:16:14,051 that I read about in all those articles 346 00:16:14,151 --> 00:16:16,152 probably would have given a shit about that. 347 00:16:16,992 --> 00:16:18,693 -JACOBS: Um... -SHEPHERD: What?! 348 00:16:18,793 --> 00:16:22,035 We just received an email I think you should see. 349 00:16:24,676 --> 00:16:26,917 (ALL SHOUT AND CHEER) 350 00:16:29,918 --> 00:16:32,259 Hey, Jared, shouldn't you be crying in the quad? 351 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:33,860 We should all be on the quad. 352 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,981 Dorian! 353 00:16:36,081 --> 00:16:37,982 Men are still under attack. 354 00:16:38,082 --> 00:16:39,743 Yeah, but I made a shirt. 355 00:16:39,843 --> 00:16:41,104 (SPRAYING) 356 00:16:41,204 --> 00:16:42,504 -Ha-ha! -Hell, yeah! 357 00:16:42,604 --> 00:16:44,425 You just got silly-stringed! 358 00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:46,866 It isn't even funny! 359 00:16:46,966 --> 00:16:48,967 (LAUGHS) 360 00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:52,449 What the hell? 361 00:16:53,530 --> 00:16:55,530 (SPOOKY LAUGHTER) 362 00:16:56,811 --> 00:16:58,672 (ECHOES) Jared... 363 00:16:58,772 --> 00:17:00,773 Shit! 364 00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:06,176 (WHISPERING ECHOES) Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared! 365 00:17:10,778 --> 00:17:12,959 -PRUE: Oi, dipshit. In here. -JARED: Ow! 366 00:17:13,059 --> 00:17:14,880 Oh, my God. Thank God. 367 00:17:14,980 --> 00:17:18,882 There is something seriously wrong about that, um, pig... 368 00:17:18,982 --> 00:17:21,163 What are you doing? 369 00:17:21,263 --> 00:17:24,964 Tonight, and tonight only, I will fuck you. 370 00:17:25,064 --> 00:17:28,346 And then we take this secret to our graves. 371 00:17:30,427 --> 00:17:32,428 But... 372 00:17:33,068 --> 00:17:34,769 ..what about the...the cause? 373 00:17:34,869 --> 00:17:36,870 Let's pause the cause. 374 00:17:41,112 --> 00:17:43,113 (PANTS) 375 00:17:45,954 --> 00:17:48,175 Sorry, Maya. 376 00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:50,276 I'm so sorry. 377 00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:55,599 I was a different person back then, but it's no excuse. 378 00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,861 Oh, hey. Have you seen Barbara? 379 00:17:59,961 --> 00:18:02,362 I was literally just looking for her. 380 00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:06,464 You can't go over there. 381 00:18:06,564 --> 00:18:09,546 Nicole, if this is about the toaster or the scarf... 382 00:18:09,646 --> 00:18:12,227 They're having a conversation that's been a long time coming. 383 00:18:12,327 --> 00:18:13,307 Scarf? 384 00:18:13,407 --> 00:18:14,668 Who's that? 385 00:18:14,768 --> 00:18:16,669 NICOLE: Maya. 386 00:18:16,769 --> 00:18:18,350 She's the one who spoke out 387 00:18:18,450 --> 00:18:19,991 after the O-Week party at this college. 388 00:18:20,091 --> 00:18:20,991 ELISE: Oh. 389 00:18:21,091 --> 00:18:22,392 And your friend publicly came out 390 00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:23,992 in support of her rapist. 391 00:18:24,092 --> 00:18:26,033 What? 392 00:18:26,133 --> 00:18:28,074 No, Barbara never said anything about that. 393 00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:29,475 It happened before you started. 394 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:31,596 No, but Barbara wouldn't do that. 395 00:18:31,696 --> 00:18:33,697 Would she? 396 00:18:36,018 --> 00:18:37,759 I have enough to deal with. 397 00:18:37,859 --> 00:18:41,161 And...I don't wanna hold a grudge, so... 398 00:18:41,261 --> 00:18:42,161 ..we're good. 399 00:18:42,261 --> 00:18:43,482 Really? 400 00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:45,563 Yeah. I'm doing better. 401 00:18:45,663 --> 00:18:47,664 Working through it. 402 00:18:48,944 --> 00:18:50,565 That's...that's great. 403 00:18:50,665 --> 00:18:52,666 How about you? 404 00:18:53,506 --> 00:18:55,047 There's this group on campus I've been going to... 405 00:18:55,147 --> 00:18:56,968 Oh! Um, I'm fine. 406 00:18:57,068 --> 00:18:59,129 I...I'm fine. Thank you, though. 407 00:18:59,229 --> 00:19:01,450 Barbara, what happened to you that night was... 408 00:19:01,550 --> 00:19:04,452 It... It...was just that camel video. 409 00:19:04,552 --> 00:19:05,852 But that's done now. 410 00:19:05,952 --> 00:19:07,293 They've stopped posting it, so it's fine. 411 00:19:07,393 --> 00:19:09,754 No, I'm talking about what happened afterwards. 412 00:19:11,115 --> 00:19:13,116 Downstairs. 413 00:19:14,476 --> 00:19:15,697 It was a party. 414 00:19:15,797 --> 00:19:18,198 (CHUCKLES) And we were all wasted. 415 00:19:20,439 --> 00:19:22,440 OK, well, then... 416 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,921 ..you wouldn't mind coming down there with me, then? 417 00:19:32,765 --> 00:19:34,866 -So you've released her? -We had to. 418 00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:37,187 I think we need to rethink the whole investigation. 419 00:19:37,287 --> 00:19:39,788 Well, I won't say anything. That should buy you some time. 420 00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:43,070 The students should know that the murderer is still out there. 421 00:19:43,170 --> 00:19:44,390 You leave the students to me. 422 00:19:44,490 --> 00:19:45,751 I don't tell you how to do your job. 423 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,852 Well, you do. Constantly. 424 00:19:48,692 --> 00:19:51,234 You and I both know that this is not a new problem. 425 00:19:51,334 --> 00:19:54,755 Women have been coming forward for the past...200 years. 426 00:19:54,855 --> 00:19:56,976 But they can't win because, well... 427 00:19:58,017 --> 00:20:00,158 ..because misogyny. 428 00:20:00,258 --> 00:20:01,519 Thank you, Detective, 429 00:20:01,619 --> 00:20:03,920 for mansplaining my own campus to me. 430 00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:05,841 Did you go to university? 431 00:20:05,941 --> 00:20:08,642 I mean, do detectives go to university? 432 00:20:08,742 --> 00:20:10,163 No, I didn't go to university. 433 00:20:10,263 --> 00:20:13,684 Exactly. Because what you're talking about IS university. 434 00:20:13,784 --> 00:20:15,765 Every university. 435 00:20:15,865 --> 00:20:18,767 You're talking about the university experience. 436 00:20:18,867 --> 00:20:20,768 One of the professors is sleeping with his students. 437 00:20:20,868 --> 00:20:22,048 Which isn't a crime - 438 00:20:22,148 --> 00:20:23,769 unlike castration, 439 00:20:23,869 --> 00:20:25,290 unlike murder. 440 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:28,351 Not sure why I have to spell this out for you. 441 00:20:29,752 --> 00:20:32,573 I have a lot of very upset parents to deal with. 442 00:20:32,673 --> 00:20:35,295 Find the fucking boy 443 00:20:35,395 --> 00:20:37,996 who belongs to that fucking tip. 444 00:20:45,719 --> 00:20:47,720 (DOOR OPENS) 445 00:21:02,487 --> 00:21:04,488 (FRAUGHT MUSIC) 446 00:21:10,651 --> 00:21:12,652 (HAUNTING VOCALISATION) 447 00:21:22,617 --> 00:21:24,798 (DANCE MUSIC THUMPS) 448 00:21:24,898 --> 00:21:27,960 BOY: Merry fuckin' litmas, bro! 449 00:21:28,060 --> 00:21:30,060 Can't believe I didn't know. 450 00:21:38,745 --> 00:21:39,845 You look different. 451 00:21:39,945 --> 00:21:41,006 What's changed? 452 00:21:41,106 --> 00:21:44,727 Nothing. It was a stupid idea anyway. 453 00:21:44,827 --> 00:21:46,208 (BOY GROANS) 454 00:21:46,308 --> 00:21:49,690 Boundaries, bro! Read the room! 455 00:21:49,790 --> 00:21:52,351 (DARK MUSIC) 456 00:21:53,752 --> 00:21:54,812 (LOUD CLUNK) 457 00:21:54,912 --> 00:21:56,973 (ALL GROAN) 458 00:21:57,073 --> 00:21:59,795 -Hey! -Turn the music back on! 459 00:22:03,236 --> 00:22:04,257 (WOMAN GASPS) 460 00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:06,358 What the fuck? 461 00:22:07,318 --> 00:22:08,259 Ivan! 462 00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:09,619 Ivan?! 463 00:22:09,719 --> 00:22:11,380 Somebody call the cops! 464 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:13,921 (ALL SCREAM) 465 00:22:15,082 --> 00:22:17,083 Somebody call the cops! 466 00:22:18,043 --> 00:22:19,344 (SILENCE) 467 00:22:19,444 --> 00:22:21,965 (CRICKETS CHIRP) 468 00:22:24,406 --> 00:22:27,168 (SIREN WAILS IN THE DISTANCE) 469 00:22:40,214 --> 00:22:41,995 (HAUNTING VOCALISATION)